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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

Not surprised at all.

revcleo:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

IT EXISTS IN EUROPE TOO

PLEASE TELL YOUR LOCAL FORESTRY DEPARTMENT IF YOU SEE IT. 

UK Environment Agency Helpline

03708 506 506  

REMEMBER IT’S GIANT. THE LEAVES ARE VERY BIG. That is one way to make sure you know it’s this plant.

https://www.gov.uk/japanese-knotweed-giant-hogweed-and-other-invasive-plants

ask-dj-dash3r:

This is not South Texas weather!!



ANYTHING IS TEXAS WEATHER, EXCEPT SNOW, SOMETIMES.

ask-dj-dash3r:

This is not South Texas weather!!

ANYTHING IS TEXAS WEATHER, EXCEPT SNOW, SOMETIMES.

zodiac awards

brony-17:

elinor-cross-productions:

extremetwidash:

aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive…

As a libra I don’t know quite how to feel about this.

As a Gemini I sure as shit do.

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

(Source: biancohills)

Mar 6
inoeitall:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

You forgot the Biscuits and gravy. Thick, creamy gravy…



Mmm, gravy.

inoeitall:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

You forgot the Biscuits and gravy. Thick, creamy gravy…

Mmm, gravy.
Mar 4

Say it with me, kids:

stopsjws:

  • Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
  • Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
  • Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
  • Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
  • Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.

(Source: stoppity)

Mar 2
ask-dj-dash3r:

jbondage:

carpe-bourbon:

hello-there-are-you-lost:

captainivory:

princeofclockwork:

lavastormsw:

thereiscokeinmycoke:

indigo-revolution:

myartisnotforsale:

In that case I either slit open my vein or died of an overdose.

if you died of old age does it give you lots of freckles?

Someone cut my throat and stabbed me in the stomach.
Alright

I was stabbed in my right side
Neat

I was gifted with a hole in my left thigh. Mmkay then.

I must’ve been fucking sleeping beauty because my birth mark is on the tip of my finger

I was stabbed in the back of my head, I’m ok with that.


Mine looks like someone popped me in the back of the head with a .38 gangsta fo real.

Stabbed in the back of the head with a pencil????

Bottom of the foot.DID I STEP ON A LEGO?!


Shot in the right forearm. Didn’t exit.

ask-dj-dash3r:

jbondage:

carpe-bourbon:

hello-there-are-you-lost:

captainivory:

princeofclockwork:

lavastormsw:

thereiscokeinmycoke:

indigo-revolution:

myartisnotforsale:

In that case I either slit open my vein or died of an overdose.

if you died of old age does it give you lots of freckles?

Someone cut my throat and stabbed me in the stomach.

Alright

I was stabbed in my right side

Neat

I was gifted with a hole in my left thigh. Mmkay then.

I must’ve been fucking sleeping beauty because my birth mark is on the tip of my finger

I was stabbed in the back of my head, I’m ok with that.

Mine looks like someone popped me in the back of the head with a .38 gangsta fo real.

Stabbed in the back of the head with a pencil????

Bottom of the foot.
DID I STEP ON A LEGO?!

Shot in the right forearm. Didn’t exit.

(Source: dangerous-muse)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

HELL YEAH

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

Feb 6
ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere:

archibaldkingofthehobos:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

Revolt everytime

ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere:

archibaldkingofthehobos:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

Revolt everytime

Feb 6
squirtledogg:

xxgeekpr0nxx:

If you see a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb, you’re supposed to stick your arm out and hold your thumb over the cloud. If the cloud is larger than your thumb, you’re in the radiation zone and should evacuate. This is what Vault Boy is doing in the Fallout series.

I read about this a while ago, nuked my mind because I always thought he was just a happy chappy

squirtledogg:

xxgeekpr0nxx:

If you see a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb, you’re supposed to stick your arm out and hold your thumb over the cloud. If the cloud is larger than your thumb, you’re in the radiation zone and should evacuate. This is what Vault Boy is doing in the Fallout series.

I read about this a while ago, nuked my mind because I always thought he was just a happy chappy

Feb 3

http://twixie-answers-mod.tumblr.com/post/75522902060/cinna-bunnie-slyblueaobaseragaki-geradex

thrownyart:

cinna-bunnie:

slyblueaobaseragaki:

geradex:

cinna-bunnie:

Just because a show is aimed at children does not mean all content on the internet related to the show is going to be kid friendly. This applies to almost anything, you cannot simply assume your young child left…

Thank you so much for this. Thank you just so much.

True, true, but we can still help out through correct tagging. As a neat byproduct, searching for porn would get much easier.
Feb 3

thenatureofcrossedstars:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

My country ‘tis of thee, sweet land of dat booty, of thee I sing!

(Source: brolic-nigga)

Feb 1
pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS




Motherfucking bible thumpers making the rest of us look like complete and total fuckwads. I swear to god, I have never met anyone who would ever do anything that fucking stupid. And I am really glad for that. Yes Texas is more of a religious state. Yes we have more bible thumpers than some of yall. But that doesn’t mean that we are all fucking backwoods cousin loving hillbillies god damnit. That is such a fucking stereotype, one that I have never seen in my entire life.

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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Motherfucking bible thumpers making the rest of us look like complete and total fuckwads. I swear to god, I have never met anyone who would ever do anything that fucking stupid. And I am really glad for that. Yes Texas is more of a religious state. Yes we have more bible thumpers than some of yall. But that doesn’t mean that we are all fucking backwoods cousin loving hillbillies god damnit. That is such a fucking stereotype, one that I have never seen in my entire life.

(Source: bromoyed)

electricgremlin:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

sictransitgloriia:

jimfear138:

angrybisexual:

neutralnewt:

joeywaggoner:

This is the current signature count for the petition to restore Net Neutrality. As you can see it has a very long way to go.
Come on people I know there are at least 64,000 of you on tumblr who haven’t signed this yet. Click here to do so
If you have already signed be sure to share the link so that the word will spread.

hey real talk for a second
the deadline for this petition is in THREE WEEKS
and it’s not even halfway to meeting the goal.
If it doesn’t meet the goal, IT’S OVER. THE PETITION IS REMOVED. THE END.
I know it might be a little annoying to take a whole two minutes out of your life to make an account and sign this, but that little annoyance pales in comparison to the fact that right now, MASSIVE CORPORATIONS NOW HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL HOW THE INTERNET IS RUN
Please, DON’T sit back and think, “Oh, everyone else will sign it. I’ll just reblog.” No. There are literally THOUSANDS of people thinking the exact same thing. There’s a reason this post has almost 20,000 notes more than the number of signatures: It’s because people are liking and reblogging without signing it.
Don’t fall victim to the bystander effect. DO take this very, very seriously. The only requirement for signing is that you are 13 years or older. You don’t have to be a U.S. citizen to sign. So please, take the two minutes. Sign the petition. It’s the only hope we have to fix this.

People in the US, wake up!

Seriously, go sign the fucking petition. Likes and reblogs help, but if you really want to DO something about it instead of just being a bystander, go sign the goddamn thing. We still need 32,000+ by February 14. It’ll take, maximum, five fucking minutes. You can handle giving five minutes of your time to the effort to restore net neutrality. 

I just checked and we need over 16k more signatures in two weeks. come on guys

Hurry the fuck up and sign it.

Sign this shit, I did

electricgremlin:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

sictransitgloriia:

jimfear138:

angrybisexual:

neutralnewt:

joeywaggoner:

This is the current signature count for the petition to restore Net Neutrality. As you can see it has a very long way to go.

Come on people I know there are at least 64,000 of you on tumblr who haven’t signed this yet. Click here to do so

If you have already signed be sure to share the link so that the word will spread.

hey real talk for a second

the deadline for this petition is in THREE WEEKS

and it’s not even halfway to meeting the goal.

If it doesn’t meet the goal, IT’S OVER. THE PETITION IS REMOVED. THE END.

I know it might be a little annoying to take a whole two minutes out of your life to make an account and sign this, but that little annoyance pales in comparison to the fact that right now, MASSIVE CORPORATIONS NOW HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL HOW THE INTERNET IS RUN

Please, DON’T sit back and think, “Oh, everyone else will sign it. I’ll just reblog.” No. There are literally THOUSANDS of people thinking the exact same thing. There’s a reason this post has almost 20,000 notes more than the number of signatures: It’s because people are liking and reblogging without signing it.

Don’t fall victim to the bystander effect. DO take this very, very seriously. The only requirement for signing is that you are 13 years or olderYou don’t have to be a U.S. citizen to sign. So please, take the two minutes. Sign the petition. It’s the only hope we have to fix this.

People in the US, wake up!

Seriously, go sign the fucking petition. Likes and reblogs help, but if you really want to DO something about it instead of just being a bystander, go sign the goddamn thing. We still need 32,000+ by February 14. It’ll take, maximum, five fucking minutes. You can handle giving five minutes of your time to the effort to restore net neutrality. 

I just checked and we need over 16k more signatures in two weeks. come on guys

Hurry the fuck up and sign it.

Sign this shit, I did