Shoulder Devil: There’s a new pony episode leak. What’cha gon’ do about it?
Shoulder Angel: He’s going to abstain and do the honorable thing by waiting until Saturday when everyone else can also watch it!
Me: Shoulder Angel is right Shoulder Devil! I will stand strong in the face of temptation, my will is iron and shall prove resilient to any assault!
Shoulder Devil: Did I mention the pony episode has ponies in it?